Diary of Steve the Noob 5 Quotes

“Lucky woke me up the next morning with his super wet tongue. “Bleh! Wolf morning breath!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 5

“Wait! Wait! Okay, how about Lucky? Because I’m lucky that I found you?” The wolf turned around and barked happily. I laughed. “Okay, Lucky. Sounds good. Let’s go home now.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 5

“special gravel block hidden alongside the rest of the bedrock blocks.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 5

“Da Stink Bomb.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 5

“to throw a yellow potion at each of the saplings. Then the ground started to shake violently. “What’s going on?! Is it an earthquake?!” She just smirked. The earth rumbled aggressively and suddenly three huge and mighty trees sprang forth from the ground. They were as high as mountains and carried the scent of a fresh morning hike.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 5

“In the afternoon, Bob met up with me. “So, you’re going on a dangerous journey, huh?” “What? How do you know about that, Bob?” “Sorry, but I was eavesdropping nearby.” “Oh, that’s not good…this was supposed to be a secret.” “It’s okay, Steve. I have already spoken to the mayor and he has already approved…” “Approved what?” “Approved of me accompanying you on this upcoming journey…” I was surprised and happy to hear Bob say that. “You want to join me? Are you sure? It is going to be dangerous…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 5

“OMG! What happened to Bob’s house? Did a hurricane come through here and take his house away? I was worried for Bob, but before I could deal with that issue, I needed to see Cindy first. The harsh, stinky smell filled the air. It reeked even worse now than ever before. It was the kind of smell where when it goes up your nose, it just brings tears to your eyes. Cough! Gag! Cough! Gah!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 5

“Woof! The wolf sat back on its hind legs, almost as if begging for a treat. “Hmm…you wanna play fetch with this bone?” Woof! Woof! The wolf seemed excited; its tail stood straight up and started wagging. “Fine. I’ll throw this bone, then I gotta get going.” I winded up back and pretended I was Wanda for a moment. Then I threw the bone as far as I could. The bone only flew a few feet away, but the wolf instantly chased after it. Oh, man. That throw was pathetic. I’m sure glad Wanda didn’t see that, or else she would have made fun of me.  I started walking home, but I noticed that the wolf was right behind me. I didn’t really mind at first, so I just kept going. After a while, I looked back and saw that the wolf was still following me. “Heeeeey, where are you going?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 5

“Good luck, noob. I hope you come back alive. If you die, don’t come back to haunt me. That’s just not nice.” “Me, die? Pfft! Not with this full set of leather armor I got on.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 5

“Wake up, noob!” Wanda yelled as she kicked me again in the stomach.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 5

“Her eyes squinted and she gave me a mean look that pierced my heart. “YOU COME TO MY HOUSE AND TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?!” I was scared and speechless. My legs trembled, sweat ran from my brow, and I could feel my throat close. Then her hand reached for something. She grabbed a bottle with green liquid in it and I thought for certain she was going to throw it at me again, so I just shut my eyes as tight as I could and turned my head away. I braced myself and was ready to take it like a man; I was going to show her that I’m no sissy noob.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 5

“today,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 5

“You’re a big piece of poo-poo in my eyes!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 5

“Nicky’s eyes grew big. “Steve the slime slayer is a beast. He is described as three blocks tall with arms and biceps the size of a creeper’s head! He is fearless and cunning. Definitely not someone you’d want to mess with.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 5

“Well, TOO BAD! I’m not telling the likes of you! You’re a big piece of poo-poo in my eyes!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 5

“You’re a big piece of poo-poo in my eyes!” “Whaaaat???”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 5

“Wanda. You troll… I got up and started running in the direction of the village. Alright! Finally that is done and over with. This visit to Wanda’s took way longer than expected. I can’t wait to get back home to tell everyone what I learned. Also, I can’t wait to see Cindy, though I’m not looking forward to the smell,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 5

“Wanda.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 5