Death or Ice Cream Quotes

“This is the man who left the message,” said Campbell. “He sells questions.” “Actually, I’ve moved on from questions,” said the salesman. “People simply aren’t inquisitive enough these days.” He shook his head sadly. “I’m now in the business of selling after-life insurance.”
― Gareth P. Jones, Death or Ice Cream?

“—¿Libros? Los libros son lo peor —exclamó la recepcionista—. Todas esas manos llenas de gérmenes tocando las hojas sucias y porosas. ¡Dios mío, no! No se han permitido libros de ninguna clase en el hospital desde la Gripe del Romance del '89. Un caso terrible. El lunes alguien trajo un montón de novelas románticas baratas, para el viernes había tantos cadáveres que el señor Milkwell tuvo que contratar a alguien para ayudar a sacarlos.”
― Gareth P. Jones, Death or Ice Cream

“Why are you following me?” “I told you on the phone. I’m selling questions.” “What questions?” “I mostly specialise in IAQs. That’s Infrequently Asked Questions.”
― Gareth P. Jones, Death or Ice Cream?