Will & Patrick Wake Up Married Quotes

“Yes, Joe. Dr. McCloud and I did not have sexual relations after our otherwise entirely consensual and above-board marriage.” Joe snorts. “Oh, honey, the way you limped in here, I’m guessing you two had sexual relations all over the place.”
― Leta Blake, Will & Patrick Wake Up Married

“Just what the hell is Will trying to prove with all of this do-gooding anyway? Rolling”
― Leta Blake, Will & Patrick Wake Up Married

“We’re both hot, both loaded, both smart. I’d say that for drunken, horrific mistakes, we did okay.” “Except”
― Leta Blake, Will & Patrick Wake Up Married

“Congratulations on your marriage, Guglielmo. We hope you and Dr. McCloud enjoy a long, happy life together. The Molinaro Family.”
― Leta Blake, Will & Patrick Wake Up Married

“If wishes were changes…” “I wouldn’t be in this mess.” “Amen.”
― Leta Blake, Will & Patrick Wake Up Married

“You slipped for the same reason any alcoholic does. You wanted to drink. It seemed like the only option to make it through whatever moment you found yourself in. All the context around the decision is, for all intents and purposes, excuses.”
― Leta Blake, Will & Patrick Wake Up Married

“You practically pulled me to the wedding chapel by my dick!” That’s not even close to true either. Flashes of dragging Will toward the stairs that lead to the chapel while Will followed, flushed and laughing, burn in his mind. Maybe”
― Leta Blake, Will & Patrick Wake Up Married

“I ever marry, it has to be for good. If I get a divorce I lose access to the money. It all goes back to the family.” “What?”
― Leta Blake, Will & Patrick Wake Up Married

“Will’s on the bed on his hands and knees. Patrick pounds into him as he rubs up and down his back over and over. A strange, possessive thought fills him: he’s mine now and I have to take good care of him. Patrick”
― Leta Blake, Will & Patrick Wake Up Married

“A sharp memory takes his breath away. Will’s bent over the bed, taking Patrick’s slamming cock, saying, “Everyone says married sex is boring, but this...this is amazing!” Patrick”
― Leta Blake, Will & Patrick Wake Up Married

“Will’s bent over the bed, taking Patrick’s slamming cock, saying, “Everyone says married sex is boring, but this...this is amazing!” Patrick”
― Leta Blake, Will & Patrick Wake Up Married

“That’s when Will notices the unfamiliar weight on his finger. He holds his hand up and the room tilts sideways. “Oh my God.” In a whoosh of tumbling horror, Will remembers it all. No, no, this can’t be happening. “We got married.” Patrick”
― Leta Blake, Will & Patrick Wake Up Married

“Will is mortified to realize that it’s probably his, or maybe a mixture of theirs, and then his eyes are arrested by the gold, shining band on the guy’s left ring finger. “Oh my God. You’re married.”
― Leta Blake, Will & Patrick Wake Up Married

“This is my hotel room. I think you should be asking yourself how did you get in here?” “I—I don’t—I don’t remember,”
― Leta Blake, Will & Patrick Wake Up Married

“He wonders briefly if he can still keep the Molinaro’s trust money if he murders Patrick. He’s pretty sure there’s no Molinaro stipulation against that. Murder’s always been a viable Molinaro alternative to accepting the consequences of any situation that’s gone wrong.”
― Leta Blake, Will & Patrick Wake Up Married

“Honesty is a quality Patrick likes. Give him a bitter pill if the situation demands it, but don't tell him it's chocolate.”
― Leta Blake, Will & Patrick Wake Up Married

“Will nods. He slumps in his chair, trying to make himself small; make himself stronger by taking up less room.”
― Leta Blake, Will & Patrick Wake Up Married