Mother, Can You Not? Quotes

“If you're going to commit to something, you better do whatever it takes to make it happen.”
― Kate Siegel, Mother, Can You Not?

“While I'm quietly ignoring your "Smile, miss's," "Dammmn, girls's," and "Hey, sugar tits, you wanna suck on something sweet's?" I'm also fantasizing about peeling back the skin of your penis with a rusty nail.”
― Kate Siegel, Mother, Can You Not?

“Kate, stop being crazy!” There they were again, the most patronizing words on the planet.”
― Kate Siegel, Mother, Can You Not?

“Sometimes, you have to get your heart broken to find your way around the penis.*

*This is begging to be cross-stitched on a pillow”
― Kate Friedman-Siegel, Mother, Can You Not?

“I’ve found that while there are certainly exceptions, my ex just happened to be the rule.”
― Kate Siegel, Mother, Can You Not?