49 Excuses for Skipping Gym Class Quotes

“...the Giant Turtle: sleeps for 16 hours a day and has a lifespan of 100 years. The Blue Whale: eats 4 tons of krill a day and has a lifespan of 80 years. The Bunny Rabbit: eats mainly grass or hay, can reach speeds of 18 miles an hour and has a lifespan of 3 years. It seems nature is telling me to eat, sleep and not exercise to live a long and happy life.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Skipping Gym Class: A (seriously silly) kid’s guide to dodging PE and sports with laugh-out-loud excuses

“The Pokemon Excuse “I think I misunderstood what today's lesson is about... ...I thought you said 'we will be training up to battle the Gym Leader', instead of 'we will be training up on the gym equipment'.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Skipping Gym Class: A (seriously silly) kid’s guide to dodging PE and sports with laugh-out-loud excuses