Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse Quotes

“Hey Zombie, what’s sizzling?”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“Harry Potter”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“It’s a good thing I write everything in my journal, or I would forget everything.”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“Plus, I really am going to visit my friend Ed. And he is big and green. He just happens to be Old Man Jenkin’s horse, Ed, that’s all. Same thing. Right?”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“Happy Birthday, Me! That’s right. Today’s my birthday. October 31st, Halloween.”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“Man, what am I going to do? I guess I’m going to have to figure out a way to make my own Harry Potter costume. It’s probably gonna be real hard too. I still haven’t even figured out how to carve a lightning bolt on my head. So we just spent the rest of the time shopping for a costume for my little brother Wesley. As we were looking around, I saw a crowd of people standing around a display that had a large object covered in a black curtain. It was inside a glass box that was locked with like 20 padlocks. Then, around the glass box there were two big fat chains that were locked together with a big lock. And in front of the glass box there were two security guards that were dressed in riot gear. Man, I just had to find out what was in there.”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“All my hopes and dreams just went out the window.”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“So wrong…”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“It gave me nightmares for weeks.”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“I remembered how Belinda the Jungle Witch helped us before. But the problem was that she wasn’t around. So, I came to find the only other witch that I knew about, your neighbor, Ms. Ursula.” “After Steve and Alex came to see me, I had to travel to the different biomes to get all of the ingredients that I needed,” Ms. Ursula said. “So that’s why they said you were missing!” I exclaimed. “And that’s why you weren’t there when I broke your window.” “What window?” “Oh...err…nothing.” Wow, that was a crazy story. But I was just so happy to see Steve again. Life just wasn’t the same without him. “Hey Zombie, you ready to see your parents? They’ve been really worried about you,” Steve said. “My parents?!!! They’re here?!!!” “Yeah, a lot of the parents are in the gymnasium. I’m sure they’re going to be really happy to see all of you guys.” Then Steve, the guys and I ran downstairs to the gymnasium in the basement. When we opened the doors, there were a bunch of mobs from the neighborhood there. We found Skelee’s parents, Slimey’s parents, and Creepy’s family was all there too. I saw my Mom and Dad from far away and I ran to them. “Mom! Dad!” “Zombie! You’re safe! We were so worried about you!” I gave my parents the biggest hug ever. “Habby Burtday Zumbie!” “Wesley!” I gave Wesley the biggest hug ever, too. “Mom…Dad… I am so sorry for lying to you about Wesley’s trick-or-treating trip. I never meant for you to get hurt. I just wanted to look good in front of my friends. Now I know how dumb that was. And I promise I will never, ever lie to you again!” “Zombie, we already forgave you when we found out that you lied to us,” Mom said. “What? How did you know?” “Well,”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“Wake up, Zombie, it’s almost sundown,” Steve said. When I woke up, I was hoping that everything that had happened was just a really bad dream. But, it wasn’t. I was still in the school gymnasium with all of the other parents and kids from the neighborhood. “Are the Pumpkin Heads still out there?” I asked Steve. “Yep. And now there are more than ever.” “But shouldn’t the sun have burned them to a crisp by now?” “I thought so too. But it looks like the pumpkins protect them from getting burned somehow,” Steve said. We all ran up to the Potions Brewing Lab to see if Ms. Ursula was finished with the cure. “As soon as the sun goes down, and the full moon comes out, the potion”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“I see you lost more of your eyebrows last night. Any other big Zombie changes happen?” “Not really, Dad.” I wanted to tell him about my extra chin mold, but my Dad would’ve probably made a big deal about it. “I remember when I turned 13,” my Dad said. “I really wanted to grow a mold mustache but I couldn’t. So I just let my nose hairs grow really long and it looked just as good. Eating was a bit of a problem, but I eventually got used to it.” Man. My parents are so weird. But, I got my whole schedule all set up for today. First my Mom is going to take me to Zombies R Us to buy some more stuff for my birthday Party. And she needed to get another costume for Wesley since I kind of destroyed his. She wasn’t too happy I took Wesley’s costume. But I think she forgot about it once she saw that Wesley and I were going to have matching costumes this Halloween.”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“Whoa! That’s really scary Jeff. Great costume,” Skelee said. “RAAAAGGGHHRRR!” “So realistic!” Slimey said. “RAAAAGGGHHRRR!” “And it’s really scary how you keep saying, RAAGGHHRR and stuff,” Creepy said. “RAAAAGGGHHRRR!” “Hey, you want some food?” I asked Jeff. “We got human worm fingers, booger cupcakes, spider eye cookies…” “RAAAAGGGHHRRR!” “And we have a cake that looks like…brains!” “RAUUH?” “Yeah, gross right? My Mom made it. Dig in.” Jeff started sniffing around the brain cake real weird like. But Jeff was always weird, so I guess it was OK. “BRRAINNSS?” “Yeah, it looks just like brains.”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“weren’t sure if we were even going to make it. But the thing that was really bothering me was that my Mom, Dad and Wesley were out there. Man, if I had told Mom and Dad the truth, they would still be safe with us right here, I thought. Because I lied, my Mom, Dad and Wesley could be really hurt right now. Man, what am I going to do? “Zombie, are you ready?” Skelee asked. I looked at all the guys who were covered in pots and pans from head to toe. I thought about my Mom, Dad and Wesley. If they were still OK, I had to go save them. I thought about my best pals that really needed me right now. And I thought about Steve, who I knew somehow, somewhere, needed my help. And I knew that if there was ever a time to quit, if there was ever a time to give up, if there was ever a time to throw in the towel, this was not”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“Yeah, but I don’t think anybody else made it,” Skelee said. All of a sudden we heard noises coming. “RRRAAAAAGGGHHHRRRR!!!” “Did you hear that? Quick, let’s hide!” I said. We ran down the school hallway, checking all of the classroom doors to see which ones were open. Creepy and I found one at the end of the hall, and Skelee and Slimey jumped into another open classroom close by. “Quick, Creepy, hide in the closet,” I said. I was trying my best to keep Creepy calm. But he was hissing so much. Even his liquid Nitrogen inhaler wasn’t helping. “RRRAAAAAGGGHHHRRRR!!!” The Pumpkin Heads were right at the door. I locked Creepy in the closet, and then I jumped behind the teacher’s desk hoping they wouldn’t find me. The door slowly opened, and I heard two of them come in. “RRRAAAAAGGGHHHRRRR!!!”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“Is it working?” “Yes, but I am going to need more time,” Ms. Ursula said. “Also, I need the full moon in order to give the potion its power. And the next full moon comes out tonight.” I had so many questions for Steve I didn’t even know where to begin. “So Steve, what’s going on?” “Well, for starters, everything that’s happening in your Mob village already happened in our village. Alex and I are the only humans in our village that didn’t get infected.” “But, how did you get away?” “Well, it was all thanks to Alex actually.” “Yep. All me,” Alex said. “You see, when I went to go find the missing villagers I eventually found them. But they weren’t too happy to see me. Actually, those Pumpkin Heads chased me all the way into a cave. Then one of the Pumpkin Heads found me and I thought I was a goner. But, next thing I know, Alex is standing over me laughing, with a pumpkin on her head.” “Yeah, I really had him going for a while there,” Alex said. “It”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“Well, Denise called me later this week to make arrangements for the trip. She told me about the time change,” Mom said. “Yes, son. We’ve known something was wrong ever since Mr. Jenkins told us that you were sneaking over to work with him on the weekends,” my Dad said. “He also told us about the lie you told him about burning the skin off of his Zombie horse. And, he even told us that you lied about Ms. Ursula’s clown, and her broken window.” “Really? You knew about all that? But, how come you didn’t say anything?” “Well, Zombie. We talked it over with Mr. Jenkins and we figured that you needed to sort out those situations for yourself,” my Mom said. “And we believed in you.” “Yes, son,” my Dad said. “We knew that you would eventually choose the right course. And eventually, you did.” Wow… My parents are so cool. Man, even in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse, I just realized that I am the luckiest Zombie in the whole world. Oh no! Mr. Jenkins!!! “Mom, Dad… Did Mr. Jenkins make it?” “Sort”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“Pumpkin Heads to all come to the soccer field?” Alex asked. “Somebody is going to have to go throughout town, get their attention and lure them back here,” Steve said. I thought about Old Man Jenkins and his Zombie Horse, Ed. But since Mr. Jenkins was only half the Zombie he used to be, I realized that it was going to be up to me. “I’ll do it,” I said. “I’ll just ride Ed, the Zombie horse, throughout town and get the Pumpkin Heads to chase me back here.” “Way to go, Zombie!” Steve said. “That settles it. Alex, you and Ms. Ursula get the potion to the school’s water supply that’s connected to the sprinkler system. The guys and I will keep the rest of the Pumpkin Heads busy on the soccer field. Right, guys?” “Gulp! Uh, yeah sure…” the guys said. “Except you, Creepy, you can sit this one out,” Steve said. I told my Mom and Dad what I had to do. They didn’t like it, but they knew it was the only way to help save everybody. I stooped down and asked Old Man Jenkins if I could borrow Ed for one last ride. “You’re”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“Instead, I learned that trusting the people that love you and believe in you, is what will really help save the day. So”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“feeling”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“walking home from school today I noticed that people in the neighborhood were putting up Halloween decorations around their houses. One”
― Zack Zombie, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“Instead, I learned that trusting the people that love you and believe in you, is what will really help save the day. So”
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“treat me like a baby Zombie. Like”
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“Then they showed us a film about what to do in case of a Zombie Apocalypse. I didn’t understand why they were showing it. It’s not like we’re going to have a Zombie Apocalypse any time soon. Plus, I didn’t understand what all the fuss was about. I kind of think that if Zombies were to take over the world, it would really improve our social status. “Now”
― Herobrine Books, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“Because you know, being a 12 year old noob in middle school can be pretty painful. Especially”
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“lying doesn’t fix anything. Because even though lying is really, really easy, it sure makes life really, really hard. Instead,”
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“The End and Happy Halloween”
― Herobrine Books, Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

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