10 Leaders Britain Never Had Quotes

“Osborne paused. “There is... something else.”

Clegg sighed.

“What?”

“Your Wikipedia page.”

“What? My-”

“It says you're Prime Minister now.”

“Well, it was news to me that I'm not, I can't-”

“Was it one of your staff?”

Silence fell heavily on the room. Clegg tilted his head to one side.

“Are you... what are you...” he began.

“I'm asking because if it was, it could be... serious.”

Another pause. This time, Clegg couldn't help but smile in disbelief.

“Are you going to accuse my staff of a constitutional coup for editing Wikipedia?”
― Tom Black, 10 Leaders Britain Never Had

“There is... something else.” Clegg sighed. “What?” “Your Wikipedia page.” “What? My-”   “It says you're Prime Minister now.”   “Well, it was news to me that I'm not, I can't-”   “Was it one of your staff?”   Silence fell heavily on the room. Clegg tilted his head to one side.   “Are you... what are you...” he began.   “I'm asking because if it was, it could be... serious.”   Another pause. This time, Clegg couldn't help but smile in disbelief.   “Are you going to accuse my staff of a constitutional”
― Tom Black, 10 Leaders Britain Never Had

“But you asked who is in charge - well, the answer is 'the same people as yesterday'.”   “George, David is dead.”   “But the cabinet is still in place - at least for now - and thus the functions of government can continue to exist. On reshuffle days, we sometimes go ten hours without a Home Secretary. We can handle a few without a PM.”   “But”
― Tom Black, 10 Leaders Britain Never Had