Suite 269 Quotes

“Jameson: I just nailed you
Lexa: Strange. I didn’t feel a thing.
Jameson: I just EMAILED you. I swear to GOD I typed emailed and my phone changed it
Lexa: Sure you did”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“Let me tell you the truth about women. We want it all. We want to be completely and utterly cherished but at the same time treated like our inner whores. The secret is that we don’t want to ever talk about it. We want you to just know. So not only are we liars, we’re a bunch of crazy ass bitches.”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“It's just another case of unfairness. The caterpillar does all the work and the butterfly gets all the glory.”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“I didn’t even have a choice about falling in love with you.”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“Fuck, guys don’t get it. All us women want is to be wanted. Cherished. We didn’t want to have to ask for it or beg for it. And we wanted to be enough to deserve it. We want to feel like someone knows we’re worth it. We want someone to stay. Pick us out of the rest of them. Be everything for that one person.”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“You shoot like a girl," she laughed smoothly, then lifted her gun and shot me right between the eyes. There was nothing left to do but tackle her. So I did.”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“Most women are too embarrassed about sex, so they lie. We are a group of unsatisfied liars. I mean God; I was brought up thinking that touching myself would send me to Hell. But let me tell you the truth about women. We want it all. We want to be completely and utterly cherished but at the same time treated like our inner whores.”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“Not all the sugar frosting and colored sprinkles, chocolate pieces and coconut crumbles, can disguise a piece of garbage. It's still a load of garbage, babe.”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“27-year-old bitter bitch that just found her fiancé banging a young, hotter model needs a well-endowed man not afraid to hammer her till the break of fucking dawn.”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“And society doesn't help us with this; just think if women all over the world banned together and decided that they really felt comfortable in their own bodies and with their own thoughts, there would be a ton of various industries out of business.”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“I love eating meat and she always tried to ruin it. I'd get a rare steak, chew it slowly in front of her, and moo. People like her make you revert back to your worst adolescent behavior. Please say you eat meat.”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“And dear God, the sight alone made me vomit up at least five rounds of drinks and that night's appetizer. Every light in my apartment was on. They drank a bottle of my wine, and they ate my Godiva chocolate. What kind of woman steals another woman's chocolate?”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“Yes, my life sucked. Five, six, ten, possibly twelve (stop counting, you're not my mother) measly apple martinis would not be fixing this problem.”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“One of those indecent looks that made you feel like you were the only woman in the room…a wolf and his prey. I melted into a wet puddle of stripper goo.”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“You’re so hot… Can I put my vagina on your face, just for a little bit?”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“Is there anything else I could give you? Anything you want?”
Flashes of heat raced along my face and down my neck. Yes. Fall for me. Fight for us. Want me. Don’t let me go. Please don’t let me go.”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“His eyes darted up to mine – the intense gaze he gave me spread a fire over my face and down my neck. You’re so hot…Can I put my vagina on your face, just for a little bit?”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“My mother visited with a list of dating websites and chicken soup. She said it's good for the soul. But so was Jack Daniels.”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“Not your fault. But I just don't get it. Here's you and then there's Kevin. Does she have poor taste in men, or is she just a serial cocksucker? I mean he was the peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the shitty crust still on. Comfort food. Just a damn sandwich. You, you are the fillet mignon.”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“I sipped (okay, chugged) the cute little whiskey bottle, savoring the burn as it slid down. I could see a stack of them in front of me in the near future. I'm psychic like that.”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“What the hell could they be fighting about? Did she sleep with someone he was engaged to? I sipped at my drink. Oh, who was I kidding; I downed it in one giant gulp and wiped the back of my hand over my lips, trying desperately not to cry.”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“There’s no holding back now, Lex. Let go. Everything you want I’m going to give you.”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“Three weeks. Three weeks we will lock each other in that honeymoon suite and we play out every one of your fantasies. No rules. Anything you want to try, we try. No feeling ashamed or insecure. Then we come back here and pretend nothing happened. You want to experiment and find yourself. I want to fuck you like I’ve never wanted to fuck anyone before.”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269

“Run the fuck away with me”
― Christine Zolendz, Suite 269