Pirateship Down Quotes

“So no, I did not rinse out the damned pickle jar.” He flopped on the other bed. “And since I’ll be going to hell for breaking into a church and stealing holy water, I’ll be sure to mention your name when I get there.” He paused. “You’re probably on Satan’s wish-list anyway.”
― Suzanne Johnson, Pirateship Down

“Jean shifted his commentary from his guard to me. “Drusilla, a grievance must be made against these ruffians and thieves. They have stolen my clothing and given me only this…this….” He ran out of words.
“Ugly-ass orange jumpsuit?” I offered, always ready to help Jean with his command of modern English.
“Oui, exactement. I demand that you obtain my release, tout de suite. And you must know, a woman who allows her husband to remain in such conditions for an entire evening must face reprimand.”
I leaned back in the chair and crossed my arms. “And you must know that, in this day and age, should a man reprimand his wife too much, said wife might leave her husband to enjoy a longer time in his prison cell wearing his ugly-ass orange jumpsuit.”
― Suzanne Johnson, Pirateship Down