President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America's Butt Quotes

“Suddenly, it all makes sense; the strange way that Domald moves, the green color of his skin, the long neck. Domald Tromp is the Loch Ness Monster.”
― Chuck Tingle, President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America's Butt

“Without hesitation, I open up and swallow the reptile politician deep, pushing down as far as I can onto the candidate’s presidential dick.”
― Chuck Tingle, President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America's Butt