Kentucky Fried Prison Sex Quotes

“There’s that clerk bitch, I’m gonna make you gay married to my clit, bitch.”
― Mandy De Sandra, Kentucky Fried Prison Sex: Rainbows are the New Black

“Put some tongue in there girl, this ain’t the WB, this is pussy licking OZ Kim Davis.”
― Mandy De Sandra, Kentucky Fried Prison Sex: Rainbows are the New Black

“No. I can’t have a lesbian with me. That is worse than a well-endowed girl-man.”
― Mandy De Sandra, Kentucky Fried Prison Sex: Rainbows are the New Black

“You better not masturbate to my bowel movements or rape me.”
― Mandy De Sandra, Kentucky Fried Prison Sex: Rainbows are the New Black

“Nah, hoe, she is gonna be too busy tossing my salad. You can say your prayers girl when I’m sitting on your face … cause you know …” another woman said and then began to sing, “My neck, my back, lick pussy and my crack, oh shit, my neck back, that white bitch is gonna lick my ass.”
― Mandy De Sandra, Kentucky Fried Prison Sex: Rainbows are the New Black

“She always saw marriage as something like, not farting in front of people, or always remembering to shut the light off—a good idea but impossible to do.”
― Mandy De Sandra, Kentucky Fried Prison Sex: Rainbows are the New Black