Love and Other Alien Experiences Quotes

“He used three exclamation points? That kind of irresponsible punctuation must mean something's up.”
― Kerry Winfrey, Love and Other Alien Experiences

“I guess if we're talking about my anxiety, the even truthier truth is it started way before that.”
― Kerry Winfrey, Love and Other Alien Experiences

“In my defense, she had the build of a seventeen-year-old boy,” Lincoln says. A smile is plastered on his face, right between his huge dimples. “Although I’ll admit that yelling, ‘The buck stops here, scumbag!’ may not have been my finest moment.”
― Kerry Winfrey, Love and Other Alien Experiences

“The Sullivan family motto: Why Be Serious When You Can Be Sarcastic?”
― Kerry Winfrey, Love and Other Alien Experiences

“The biggest problem with never leaving your house is that people always know where to find you.”
― Kerry Winfrey, Love and Other Alien Experiences

“Frankly, I think that's all the evidence I need to conclude she's a psychopath.”
― Kerry Winfrey, Love and Other Alien Experiences