Funny Science Fiction Quotes

“Small minds don’t grow, no matter how long you water them.”
― Mike Resnick, Funny Science Fiction

“The President faced the microphone with a look of utter helplessness, like a man reading My Pet Goat to a group of pre-schoolers as a major terrorist attack happens elsewhere.”
― Mike Resnick, Funny Science Fiction

“I hated as hard as I could. I thought about Nazis. Air pollution. The Twilight books. Bill O’Reilly (beginner’s mistake; political hate is notoriously hard to channel). Calculus.”
― Mike Resnick, Funny Science Fiction

“Things known to start the dog barking include, but are not limited to: sunrise, sunset, darkness, rain, helicopters, radios, clouds, children’s laughter, anyone entering any of the back yards adjoining the yard where my neighbor has penned his dog, garbage collectors, birds, squirrels, and air.”
― Mike Resnick, Funny Science Fiction