The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus Quotes

“Like it’s about NEED at this point. The fucker has grenade launchers in a case somewhere, and I want one. I don’t NEED it. I just WANT it.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“I think she could pop at any time. Like, spork out a little redheaded screaming turd at any moment. I can’t wait.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“Jason, time is a factor. He is here, and he is clearly not here to talk,”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“There were Sunday school classrooms in the basement, and I think that’s a Catholic thing right? Dunno, not a religion guy.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“Even God had an Angel of Death.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“Asymmetrical warfare it’s called. When you can’t fight fair, fight dirty.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“I hope Tom is okay.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“shooting an orange piece of construction paper stuck to a tree is a lot different than shooting at a small girl in a blood-soaked sundress with her intestines dragging behind her. It isn’t apples to apples.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“Almost like humanity was taking a little bit of the world back from the dead.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“It also needed a new battery, which we fortunately had.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“Chad was acting weird during the house clearing trip. Just hanging near the back of the group”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“I’m starting to think he’s used that torch for mildly illegal activities in the past.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“This is MY home. These people are here because of the work I did, with the people who were here because I LET them come here.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“out of the sixty odd people living in Westfield, only 26 survived the fire.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“Definitely. You’re The Warden. You were sent here to save my life.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“I can fix this. I can fix this. I can fix this.” “I can fix this.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“Sounds good boss. Soon as my balls drop I’ll plow your mom again, and get right on helping the rest of you assholes in your rush to get eaten alive by those dead fuckers.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“Gilbert sighed, and woke up. There was another white poppy on the pillow next to his head.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“I am no one, and nothing. I am the devourer.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“I’m frankly curious to see how many horns that demon seed he’s fathering comes out with. I’m guessing five.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two

“Point me at a problem, and let me shoot it.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume Two