Manties in a Twist Quotes

“I won’t feel like a real horse unless you shave my balls.”
“Oh my God. Kamen! There are so many things wrong with that sentence I don’t know where to start.”
― J.A. Rock, Manties in a Twist

“I hugged him. Wanted to keep hugging him forever. I finally got the grunt of agony out of him that marks a successful Kamen hug.”
― J.A. Rock, Manties in a Twist

“It’s not what it looks like.”
“It looks like you’re dancing and touching yourself to my drawing of a megalodon while wearing a butt plug horse tail, but I don’t want to assume anything.”
“No, you pretty much got it. But I was also humming ‘How Will I Know’ under my breath.”
― J.A. Rock, Manties in a Twist

“Ooh, here’s a really nice black tail. Do you want the butt plug tail? Or the one that attaches to a harness?”
I stared at him. “The tail goes up my butt?”
“It can.”
“Shit just got real.” I turned back to the screen. “Get me the butt plug one.”
“You sure?”
“I don’t want some wussy harness tail. Mine’s gonna be up my ass.”
― J.A. Rock, Manties in a Twist

“I loved that he looked sort of frail, like those ghost kids in The Others who can’t go into the sunlight, but was actually so fierce that he surprised me sometimes with his strength. I loved that I submitted to him even though he couldn’t have physically overpowered me. I felt like his fucking dragon on a chain. I’d do anything he told me, but also I’d murder anyone who tried to hurt him.”
― J.A. Rock, Manties in a Twist

“I’d rather have the sex sling.”
“Then figure out how to mount it.”
There were so many “mount it” jokes I could have made in that moment that I just sat there hyperventilating until my brain exploded”
― J.A. Rock, Manties in a Twist

“I wanted to maybe warn him that the Chips Ahoy was creating a situation down in sector twelve, but the fingering felt really good and my mouth was full of panties, so I let it happen.”
― J.A. Rock, Manties in a Twist

“Maybe with the right person rocking it with you, change wasn’t so bad.
Maybe panties and kale juice were just the beginning.”
― J.A. Rock, Manties in a Twist

“Let’s just make a deal to try anything we can think of that doesn’t hurt. Except pooping. If you ever poop on me, I’ll leave you.”
― J.A. Rock, Manties in a Twist