Ravished By Reagansaurus Quotes

“As I walk through the valley of death, and we meet the Reagansaurus worshipers, I pray to vanquish evil but forgive those who trespass against America. And those who fornicate on their food, may they choke on the love that is God, for He loved the world so much that He gave His only begotten son. In Jesus’s name we pray for protection. Amen.”
― Mandy De Sandra, Ravished By Reagansaurus

“Fellas. Those are some nice guns. The Second Amendment is as American as yummy apple pie and after you are drenched in my semen you will taste just as delicious.”
― Mandy De Sandra, Ravished By Reagansaurus

“Mrs. Sarah Palin. I will tear down your vaginal walls.”
― Mandy De Sandra, Ravished By Reagansaurus

“The Reagansaurus didn’t flinch and said, “Fellas. Those are some nice guns. The Second Amendment is as American as yummy apple pie and after you are drenched in my semen you will taste just as delicious.”
― Mandy De Sandra, Ravished By Reagansaurus

“Oh Jesus!” George W. Bush said. “It buakkaked on the door!”
― Mandy De Sandra, Ravished By Reagansaurus