Tourist Trap Quotes

“Nothing is more hip than a corpse. The style is timeless. Death is trending.”
― Chris Campanioni, Tourist Trap

“To be a writer and political is a dangerous thing. To be a writer and apolitical is even more dangerous. Art is right, left; in truth, it has only one direction and that is forward.”
― Chris Campanioni, Tourist Trap

“Some people travel for the culture, or the place’s history, or the sheer experience. Our aim is total dissolution. We travel from Egypt to Estonia, big clunky blocks of metal hanging from our necks, naïve and stuttering and asking all the right questions at all the right times—“Is this the Great Wall I’ve been hearing so much about?”—flashing a few photos and no one looks twice, except maybe to point and laugh but we are just harmless Americans come for a tour of life on the other side.”
― Chris Campanioni, Tourist Trap

“The convenient function of every celebrated machine for living is to produce machines to live in them.”
― Chris Campanioni, Tourist Trap