100 Interesting Shower Thoughts Quotes

“If you didn't know what "Waterboarding" or "Guantanamo Bay" meant, then the phrase "Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay" sounds really cool.”
― B. Bryant, 100 Interesting Shower Thoughts

“65. Wasps and Bees sting to prevent their nests being destroyed, but the fact that they do sting is the primary reason humans destroy their nests.”
― B. Bryant, 100 Interesting Shower Thoughts

“46. Your age is just the number of laps you have done around a giant fireball in the middle of the solar system.”
― B. Bryant, 100 Interesting Shower Thoughts

“35. Your shadow is confirmation that light has travelled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.”
― B. Bryant, 100 Interesting Shower Thoughts

“30. When you die in a dream, you wake up; this is because you don't know what happens next.”
― B. Bryant, 100 Interesting Shower Thoughts