Hell's Geek Quotes

“You didn’t force me. Against my better judgment, and despite all the therapy sessions and spells, I just couldn’t help myself. You’re like crack to my heart.” His gaze narrowed. “Did you just compare me to a highly addictive, dangerous drug?” “Yes.” “Mon amour.”
― Eve Langlais, Hell's Geek

“Lucifer peered down at his bright red duckie slippers, sporting an ivory set of horns. “Dammit. I meant to change out of those before coming to this meeting.”

- Hell's Geek by Eve Langlais.”
― Eve Langlais, Hell's Geek

“So a little pain on our quest was good. But I had to promise to not let you get killed.” “I didn’t think Lucifer cared.” “He doesn’t.” Of course not. “My dad,” Adexios stated with assurance. Blonde hair went whipping from side to side. “Try again. You’re close.” “You listened to my mom?” His exclamation emerged a tad high-pitched. “Why the hell would you do that?”
― Eve Langlais, Hell's Geek

“I know the boy is too smart for that. However, I couldn’t tell him the real reason I needed him out there.” “You’re still searching for that thing that popped in from that other dimension, aren’t you? I thought you told me not to worry my pretty pubic curls about it.” “And I still don’t want you to worry. I will handle it. This is man’s work.” Chauvinism, alive and well in Hell.”
― Eve Langlais, Hell's Geek