Diary of an Angry Alex Quotes

“and blinked. And then he chased me! I swatted at him with my sword and managed to kill him. I returned depressed, with zombie flesh is now rotting in my pockets.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 2

“My evil laugh slipped out real quick. It felt good. 4:46pm Steve just asked me if I heard a donkey. Note to self: Evil laugh still needs major improvements.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 2

“I felt bad for the cows, so I gave them some wheat. Baby cows are pretty cute. Know who isn’t cute? Steve.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 2

“but I was only in the cow pen for a minute before their incessant mooing started to get on my nerves.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 2

“I let out one of my evil laughs, which still sounds too much like a donkey. I need to make an appointment with a speech therapist.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 2

“sadly”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 2

“barf.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 2

“ender pearls,”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 2

“In my excitement, I decided to practice my evil laugh. The donkey is back at my window. Stupid donkey!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 2

“The mooing is even louder and making my head hurt. I hate farming.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 2

“Hhhrrrrmm,”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 2

“Steve, I think you are just the most awesome. Not! 10:10am I changed my mind. I don’t give”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 2

“brain won’t have me dying the cows and harvesting the sheep. 10:00am I hope Steve is having”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 2

“Steve about this… ever!   I got home just before Steve and had enough time to put Charlie back into his pen, and the saddle back in Steve’s chest. Over dinner, I told Steve I had a present for him -- his very own donkey to ride. I said I found it in the woods by our place while looking for mushrooms for soup.   He seemed to love the present. He said he could use the donkey to carry loads to and from the mines. I hadn’t even thought of that, but I said that was exactly why I brought him the donkey. He just had to comment, though, that a horse would have been better. Why can’t he just be nice and grateful?   6:15pm Steve is lazy. He didn’t even collect and restack the bowls from dinner.  I wish I lived with anyone else.   8:00pm The house is finally clean. I went around and picked up everything and put it back in its place and it took forever. Steve didn’t even say thank you. He just corrected me when I tried to put things in the “wrong” chests. I can’t wait for tomorrow.   10:30pm I can’t sleep. I’m too excited. I guess I’ll spend the night practicing my donkey laugh.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 2

“hangry.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 2

“to”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 2