The State Of California Stalks My Gay Butthole Quotes

“I can feel his mountains and valleys, his rivers and forests, deserts and incredibly toned abs.”
― Chuck Tingle, The State Of California Stalks My Gay Butthole

“The thing is, it looks exactly like him; tall with tan skin and broad shoulders, a little crooked to the right and a vast empire of agriculture throughout the middle. But if this is the case, and we actually are staring at the shirtless form of the hot and sexy state of California, then why is he here on the East Coast?”
― Chuck Tingle, The State Of California Stalks My Gay Butthole

“I’m California,” he says with a cool and calm tone.          “Plurk Borden,” I tell him.”
― Chuck Tingle, The State Of California Stalks My Gay Butthole