The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus Quotes

“Honestly, it’s kind of neat, and also horrifying at the same time. How fragile our society was.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume One

“the girls just chattered on like squirrels sharing their best nut hideouts.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume One

“She had no idea how good they had it back at the school.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume One

“And we were off. Like a herd of turtles, shuffling down the road.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume One

“but not before he scored a direct hit on the old twig and giggle berries.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume One

“Later when we got home I realized I had brains on me, but that was better than being dead.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume One

“Is it strange to say I intentionally shot him in the face? I knew he’d come back as a zombie if I didn’t do it.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume One

“It’s amazing the power of writing your feelings.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume One

“Ma’am, I am not your fucking buddy. And if you don’t put some of those cans back you just scooped up, and get the hell out of the way for everyone else, I will see to it both your hips get busted right here in this aisle.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume One

“He’s too stupid and loveable to make it long. He’ll rub up against a zombie the first day I’m gone and get eaten. I can already see it.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume One

“October 13th The best laid plans of mice and men right? I hate my fucking life.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume One

“I got hit in the side of the neck by a few of the ejected shell casings, which gave me a nice little burn or two.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume One

“For those of you who are curious, yes, I did grab several boxes of yellow, crème filled snack cakes.”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume One

“remember,”
― Chris Philbrook, The Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume One