Steve the Noob 3 Quotes

“After a few minutes, they all merged and became one giant slime cube.   “Oh…my…g—”   I couldn’t finish my sentence because the gigantic slime started jumping towards me.   BOOM!!!   BOOM!!!   Every time it landed, it created huge tremors in the ground. The trees shook, apples fell, and I lost my balance every time.   I ran for my life.   Oh, no…what have I done…?”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“aww…it w-was nn-nothing,” she said with a red face.”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“Are you saying I’m old?!”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“Yeah! Of course, I’m mad at you, Steve! You ate my share of the cookies!”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“for the next day. Tomorrow, I will wage war on those slimes. They will officially become”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“took a rock and grinded it on the wooden sword to make it more”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“destroyed your window, and I called your name like a thousand times!”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“I knew she was right. I had some making up to do. I made 10 more cookies for a full dozen. Then I hugged Cindy and thanked her for her help.”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“draw up a full defensive plan for our village. Phase 2 would consist of building a wall right behind the trench. Once that was completed, we will move on to phase 3, which is to increase the size and depth of the trench. After that, phase 4 will consist of filling the trench with water and ill-tempered squids. Anyone falling into that trench will be done for. I think phase 4 will be extremely difficult because I am not sure how we will get enough water to fill up the whole trench. Perhaps we can try to perform a rain dance or something. That might work! Also, I’m not certain how to obtain ill-tempered squids. Maybe we will just attach swords to the squids’ legs; I guess that would be quite deadly as well.”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“Then place them in a horizontal line starting in the middle of your crafting box.”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“I took a rock and grinded it on the wooden sword to make it more splintery.”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“thanked”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“Steve, we’re almost done. I’m gonna finish up here. Can you go harvest some”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“emeralds”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“build myself a bed. Luckily, I still had plenty of cotton and”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“the gigantic slime”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“EEEEEeeeeeeeeeee…”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“Wow. That looks so cool!” the children exclaimed. “Yeah, it definitely looks cooler, but it weighs a ton. I’m going to get a good workout just swinging this thing around.” “Awesome! Go test it out, Steve,” Timmy suggested. “Alright. Thanks, kiddos. I’m gonna go put this new sword to work.” I waved to the children. I spent the next few hours running around the town bashing any green cubes I could find. The new sword was awesome because I was able to hit for more damage. Because it was made of stone, it felt a lot sturdier as well. I could tell this new sword would last me a long while.”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“took a minute to exam the content. “Hmm…a stone sword, huh? Sounds easy enough.” “Oh, yeah! It will be way better than that wooden sword,” Timmy explained. “Okay, I’ll make this right now since I got tons of stones in my bag.” I got out my crafting table and placed two stone blocks in a column. Then I placed a wooden stick on the bottom of the column. Next thing I knew, I was holding a brand new stone sword. “Whoa…this new sword is surprisingly heavy.”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“You are lucky you are our village defender, otherwise I would call the cops on you.”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“Steve! That’s called breaking and entering! It is illegal!” “I’m sorry, I just wanted to apologize for the other day about my behavior.” “For that, you broke into my home and destroyed my window?” “Yeaaaaah….sorry about that, I wasn’t thinking straight...”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“Okay, this is odd. Where is Bob? This was starting to worry me.”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“green cubes I could find. The”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“Then I hugged Cindy and thanked her for her help.”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“someone who is 20 years old. That’s pretty old in my opinion.”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“I’ll be rolling in food in no time!”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“proceeded”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3