The Trillionaire Tater Tots Caused Me Gay Quotes

“I realize with much shame and self-disgust I am not hating this sex with boy tater tots like I thought I would. I don’t even need to repeat “a million dollars” in my head anymore. Though hard to admits, I was starting to actually enjoy the sex with the tots.
Oh, no’s! I thinks when I notice I now have erection too!
Could it be that the trillionaire tater tots were causing me gay?”
― Dougliette Juliette, The Trillionaire Tater Tots Caused Me Gay

“I fucks you long time,” I promises him like whore. “Nigga, I sucks your cock for some life!!!”
― Dougliette Juliette, The Trillionaire Tater Tots Caused Me Gay

“Open up again, you aborted, miscarried, garbage-faced, piece of slime!” Faygo Freddy says. “Open up wide, fucker! Whoop, whoop!”
― Dougliette Juliette, The Trillionaire Tater Tots Caused Me Gay

“Because what living tater tots craved more than anything else in their brand new world—more than money, political power, property, or material luxury—was good old-fashioned human cock, balls, and man-ass.”
― Dougliette Juliette, The Trillionaire Tater Tots Caused Me Gay