One Wilde Night Quotes

“If it was a dream, there’d be sunshine and unicorns. And ideally scotch.”
― Jenn Stark, One Wilde Night

“My compass of preference was a Tarot deck—seventy-eight cards, each with their own unique images, which arranged themselves into spreads I could decipher with remarkable success. Whether the cards aligned properly out of luck, coincidence, or because secret fairies made it so, I never much cared.”
― Jenn Stark, One Wilde Night

“The dancing gave way to a full-on orgy, in multiples of two, three, and even more. Based on an unofficial survey, I seemed to be the only one in the chamber with all my orifices unclaimed.”
― Jenn Stark, One Wilde Night

“apparently my supernatural skills didn’t extend to remote wakey-wakey.”
― Jenn Stark, One Wilde Night

“Plus, the A/C had dropped to subarctic, and my gooseflesh was starting to hatch goslings.”
― Jenn Stark, One Wilde Night

“But also transcendent powers of luck, health, abundance, and long life. And maybe even a set of steak knives.”
― Jenn Stark, One Wilde Night

“but I couldn’t spare the mental energy to repair the shields at the moment. The dilithium crystals would have to hold.”
― Jenn Stark, One Wilde Night