Chandler Quotes

“Considering the current turn of events-i.e. my fingers fondling her pussy-I’m optimistic that a blowjob could be brought to the table for negotiation.”
― Laurelin Paige, Chandler

“I have things that I want—things that aren’t you. Things”
― Laurelin Paige, Chandler

“I, however, pretend like sucking on her tits is no big deal. Spoiler: It is. I’m fucking lead.”
― Laurelin Paige, Chandler

“I didn’t want to be a woman without a sense of self.”
― Laurelin Paige, Chandler

“Are you playing hard to get?” “I don’t need to play—I am hard to get. Now”
― Laurelin Paige, Chandler

“And secondly. I am not falling for her. I broke my rules, but it doesn’t mean anything. My mission statement is still clear in my head. But, my chest… Moaning, I roll over on my back, rubbing the spot at the center of my sternum. I’m too young for a heart attack, right? It’s got to be heartburn. Or a pulled muscle. I did put a lot into that whipping. I probably strained something. It’s definitely not emotions. I am not feeling things for her. I. Am. Not.”
― Laurelin Paige, Chandler