The Mark of Noba Quotes

“I’d rather wake up to a blanket full of spiders than for my new roomie to catch me with an accidental hard-on.”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“That dress does not fit you.” Margaret laughed and tried to zip the dress up again, swearing when the zipper broke.”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“A sniffle left her nose. She was crying.”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“All day.”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“So,like,what if she wakes up one night with an uncontrollable need to hook up with me?"
When my mom had wiped the tears from her eyes and caught her breath from laughing,she patted my face the way you pet an animal that you might find pathetic but in a cute kind of way.
"Sterling,honey?I'm almost positive you won't have that problem.”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“I meditate daily for a total of three hours,”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“She was too busy ruining my life with her sorting of clothes and neatly stacked porn stashes… Wait, were those MY neatly stacked porn stashes?”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“but I’d only had sex once my entire life. And it’d been great. All five minutes of it.”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“I was down on the floor in a pile of DVDs and mixtapes, faced with 135 pounds (or was it 145?) of angry mom. She pressed hard on my chest with her foot,”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“backseat of Kip’s car after this one time he sat in something he’d rather not admit to. It”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“I freaking love this girl”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“True Traveler”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“I sat down with little time to prepare for my back being ambushed by the wintry digits otherwise known as Tetra’s toes.”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“My lips were only centimeters from his engaging his.”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“Maybe it was just girls in general, but they made way better pillows.”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“Mom knew he was harmless, but try explaining all those burnt desserts that suffered while Mom got knee-high drunk in compliments anytime Kip came over for dinner.”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“When she ignored me, I had no choice. Was it a suicide mission? Yes. Was I evil for exploiting her only weakness? Probably. She had left me no choice. It was go hard or go home.”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“Only True Travelers made love for pleasure…and”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“Is oral sex bad?”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“And yet this close, it took great effort to take my eyes off of him.”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“Sai-Liber is my family name.Much like Wayfairer.You may call me Tetraphrimaportacheeq.It is much simpler."
To who? I'd barely got it out the first time.”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“Brittany was "hot".Perhaps she was.She wore many layers and summer weather was still in reach.”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“You don’t remember yesterday? During the fitness test? She was the only person who finished the ballistic climb.”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“That’s a lot of time to lose. Where did those hours go?”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“I fucking froze. I was drowning. Lost in her trance-inducing gaze.   ”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“She made it all the way up without pause. There wasn’t a closed mouth in the room.”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“I didn’t know a girl could be that muscular and still look feminine, but she was…whoa.”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“I was mortified when I ran into Kip Matherstein, who I was sure would rag on me. Instead, he spent the next twenty minutes helping me calm her down.”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba

“but…she recognized me. Knew me. There were a lot of days out the year that my mom couldn’t remember who I was and had to be reminded that I was her son.”
― G.L. Tomas, The Mark of Noba