Alien Space Tentacle Porn Quotes

“you are brave enough to grab a t-shirt, please post a picture on Twitter or on Facebook as I’d love to see you turning heads as you walk down the street. If you got a kick out of this story and thought it was a bit of a lark and some good, clean fun, I dare you to post or tweet: I love #AlienSpaceTentaclePorn”
― Peter Cawdron, Alien Space Tentacle Porn

“Would it?” Sharon asks. “One man does not a nation make. There were plenty of people trying to kill Hitler, but they failed to see the broader problem. “There were worse leaders among the Nazis. Take out Hitler, and Goering, Goebbels, Eichmann, Mengele, Himmler, or even Bormann would have stepped into his shoes. There was no shortage of fascists ready to take power, and the outcome would have been largely the same. No, as tragic as it was, Germany needed to be defeated. If anything, Hitler’s pigheaded stupidity hastened that fall. He made all kinds of stupid decisions that went unquestioned and shortened the war.”
― Peter Cawdron, Alien Space Tentacle Porn

“We wonder what First Contact will be like. Hollywood imagines spaceships with laser beams blowing up buildings, or UFOs hovering over the White House, but I don’t think we’ve ever stopped to realize what First Contact actually means. My take might be overly simplistic, but Life from over there reaches out to Life over here. That’s it. Life understands that Life is important. And here I am, standing in a place of death, humbled by a life form from beyond the furthest reaches of the solar system. I’ve always thought of cemeteries as creepy—places to be avoided—but Sharon’s right. They’re a memorial to life. These aging marble headstones and cold concrete slabs show we care. We should never stop caring.”
― Peter Cawdron, Alien Space Tentacle Porn

“Sharon Somerville Beloved daughter of Jonathan & Daisy-Jane Lost but not forgotten 1837-1842 “She died the day before her fifth birthday,” Sharon says, reaching out and touching the cold marble.”
― Peter Cawdron, Alien Space Tentacle Porn

“They’re treating me with the respect you’d afford a Great White shark.”
― Peter Cawdron, Alien Space Tentacle Porn

“I swear, if given the chance, you’d war against eye color—fighting over blue or brown eyes.”
― Peter Cawdron, Alien Space Tentacle Porn

“my father told me, never call someone crazy if they’re holding a gun. I think that’s good advice.”
― Peter Cawdron, Alien Space Tentacle Porn

“The only person that ever really knows the truth is the one living it, and sometimes even they’re fooled.”
― Peter Cawdron, Alien Space Tentacle Porn