The Allure of Dean Harper Quotes

“Why the hell was the nun dancing onstage?” ”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Dean Harper

“When was the last time I'd had a relationship like that? I think I had shown that much affection to a Snicker's ice cream bar once, but it had been a tragically one-sided affair.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Dean Harper

“And that's how Nelson the vagabond became my first friend in New York City. Hello, full social calendar.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Dean Harper

“I had tears streaking down my cheeks and everyone was subtly getting the hell out of my way, pulling their children away from me like I was deranged. I'm not going to attack your kid just because I'm crying. Jeez.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Dean Harper

“You've been back from Vegas for a week and you've uttered like four words since then."
I furrowed my brows. "Not true."
"Asking Siri to play James Blunt doesn't count.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Dean Harper

“How about I bring you a water and something else?" she insisted. "On me?"
What, like your vagina in a cup? Jesus.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Dean Harper

“When they made it to the front of the line, I listened as they ordered two caramel macchiatos with skim milk and warned the barista behind the counter, “Don’t be stingy with the caramel sauce.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Dean Harper

“If only she and I could shut up for ten minutes, the sex would be the best of our lives. Angry. Hard. Fast. Not love. Not even close. War.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Dean Harper

“instructor told us to root down through our chakras and become one with the earth as we moved into our next round of sun salutations. I wanted to salute the sun with my middle finger. “Lily.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Dean Harper