Five Nights at Freddy's Quotes

“So I spent all day yesterday going through the paper, searching for something I could do. Here is what interested me: ·         Plumber wanted to marry princess and save kingdom from living mushrooms and giant lizard thing. Must have nice moustache and red clothes. ·         Legendary swordsman wanted to save Hyrule from an evil being who wants to take over the world. Elves only please. ·         Intergalactic bounty hunter wanted to fight parasitic lifeforms and save the galaxy.”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt: The Ultimate Five Nights at Freddy's Diary - An unofficial FNAF book

“hard. So”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt: The Ultimate Five Nights at Freddy's Diary - An unofficial FNAF book