Paper Cuts Quotes

“I think we should all just worship cake.”
― Dave Turner, Paper Cuts

“Don't mock. Aliens are real, Anne. They show up every few years in their mothership, look down on humanity, go "Nah, they're still dicks" and bugger off again. Did I tell you I've got the deeds to the universe somewhere in the filing?”
― Dave Turner, Paper Cuts

“I'll never understand human displays of affection,' Death said. 'I want to see you naked. Here, have some dead foliage.”
― Dave Turner, Paper Cuts