Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass Quotes

“giving myself enough room to center myself and then quickly transform into a handsome helicopter.”
― Chuck Tingle, Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass

“I remember screaming.”  I say, a single tear rolling down my cheek.  “And then I remember Waldo opening his jaws and eating my friend, just swallowing him whole in one massive T-Rex bite.”
― Chuck Tingle, Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass

“He explains that we are all creations of an author named Chuck Tingle who exist in a fictional world.  He explains that, depending on how many times the button has been pressed, having sex with a dinosaur could be seen as utterly absurd, which I find to be slightly offensive.             Long story short, Buck Trungle is crazy.”
― Chuck Tingle, Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass