Griefers Versus Astronauts Quotes

“that she had just doomed us to a fiery death. Someone said something, but I wasn't paying attention. My ears were ringing, and my heart wanted to explode. Finally, someone, maybe the person who was trying to talk to me, grabbed the bomb from my hands and ran over to the airlock. It was Mr. Feathers, I didn't know he could move that fast. He took the bomb and hurled it into space and yelled, "Get down!" Everything went white. My first thoughts, "Is this the end? What a funny way to die -- death by sleep walking." The whiteness remained for... who knows”
― R.K. Davenport, Griefers Versus Astronauts

“woke up in the middle of the night. Strange sounds were coming from outside our spaceship. I've watched enough scary movies to know that you should never investigate strange noises. It never ends well for the eager investigator, but I checked it out anyway. The moons were bright and big. This planet had three, small, medium, and large. They were arranged in a triangle and they lit up the night sky, like three high powered light bulbs. I checked the perimeter of the ship.”
― R.K. Davenport, Griefers Versus Astronauts

“How did you catch up with us?”
― R.K. Davenport, Griefers Versus Astronauts

“Hillbilly stepped closer. Now the barrel of his arrow blaster was touching my chest. I couldn't stop my heart from racing. "You're the golden ticket," he replied. "Mr. President don't care about your friends." "No," I said, "he put the bounty on everyone." "Those kids are nothing without you. Orwell wants to lock you up in The Nether. He blames you for everything." SwineBrine appeared behind Captain Hillbilly and the others. He had a laser sword”
― R.K. Davenport, Griefers Versus Astronauts