Minecraft Quotes

“Oh well. Suppose”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Cave Spider

“You’re a legend! The stuff of nightmares! It will be an honor to be eaten by you.”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Cave Spider

“I glared at him. “If either of you were going to be eaten,” I told him, “It would have been you first. Although I reckon that you’d taste really bitter with that attitude problem of yours and I’d need extra tomato sauce for that big chip on your shoulder.”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Cave Spider

“You’re just a human, nothing but food for cave spiders,” I replied. “Everybody knows that humans don’t have feelings. Not like cave spiders do. Stop trying to trick me like that.”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Cave Spider