Coup De Grâce Quotes

“Dear teenagers, complaining about life is like a toddler complaining about nap time. You’ve only seen the tip of the monster’s dick. Just fucking wait!”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Coup De Grâce

“I hate you. Not in an ‘I hope you die’ kind of way, but more like I hope you develop an allergy to chocolate and cheese kind of way. -Coffee Cup”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Coup De Grâce

“happened. Cops, on a daily basis, had to deal with so much shit from everyone that, at times, we expected everyone to be bad. When we pulled someone over, we aren’t happy to do it. We’re wary. When we pull you over, are you going to be accepting of why we pulled you over? Will you rant and scream at us for doing our jobs? Will you pull your gun on us? Pull out a knife from some hidden place inside your car and stab us with it. Will your passenger do something? A car to most people is just that, a car. A car to a police officer is a weapon. It can run over us. It can hide larger weapons. It can get you away from us and put other people, innocent people, in jeopardy. It can house more than one person who could potentially harm us. So you see, there are multiple facets to look at when a police officer pulls someone over. All of this is running through our brain.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Coup De Grâce

“What do we want? Coffee. When do we want it? Right the fuck now.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Coup De Grâce

“Don’t put off tomorrow what you should’ve done today. Maybe I will…tomorrow. -Fact of life”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Coup De Grâce

“Life's a bitch. Oh, no. Wait, that's you. My mistake.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Coup De Grâce