Vanilla Beaned Quotes

“Mel opened her jaw wide to stretch it out before she spoke again so that her words were very clear. “I am going to kill you. I’m going to drag your sorry carcass out into the desert, pour honey all over you, and let the fire ants eat you.”
“You’re angry,” he said.
“Thank you, Captain Obvious,” Mel snapped.”
― Jenn McKinlay, Vanilla Beaned

“At that, Marty howled great big, messy sobs, and Elanor, the little lady in the yellow suit, who organized the weddings at the church, came running with a box of tissue.
Oz appeared in the vestibule, looking alarmed. “Is everything all right? I thought someone was strangling a duck.”
“Do you mind?” Marty snapped. “Me and the bride, here, we’re having a moment.”
― Jenn McKinlay, Vanilla Beaned

“I’m going to marry him.”
“When we get back to Arizona,” Mel said. “Not here. Your parents would skin you alive and you know it.”
“But eloping is so romantic,” Angie protested. “We could go home as Mr. and Mrs. Tate Harper.”
“It won’t be romantic when your brothers string Tate up like a piñata and smack the candy out of him,” Mel said. “And you know they will.”
― Jenn McKinlay, Vanilla Beaned

“As you know from our trips to Belmont Park in San Diego, I can scream like a girl when required.” he said.
Angie laughed then she grabbed him by the face and planted a kiss on the lips so fierce, Mel wondered if it was Angie’s way of putting a lip-lock protective spell on her man. She hoped it was and she hoped it worked.”
― Jenn McKinlay, Vanilla Beaned

“I’m so sorry, I’m trying to keep your family from putting a hit on Tate if he elopes with the prodigal daughter.”
“They wouldn't,” Tate said. “They love me.”
“Not that much they don’t,” Mel said”
― Jenn McKinlay, Vanilla Beaned