Boot Camp Quotes

“First thing I notice is that said arse is a peach.”
― Robert Muchamore, Boot Camp: Book 2

“How would something the size of a Mini get out of a dinosaur’s arsehole?’ ‘How big was a dinosaur’s arsehole?’ Theo asked, as he grabbed a fourth champagne and passed a second to Eve. ‘Are you some kind of arsehole expert, Jay?”
― Robert Muchamore, Boot Camp: Book 2

“recently famous son of an even better known TV chef.”
― Robert Muchamore, Boot Camp: Book 2

“Rage Cola,’ Theo said dramatically, before taking a sip. ‘Looks delicious. Smells refreshing. Tastes like something scraped out of a monkey’s arse crack.”
― Robert Muchamore, Boot Camp: Book 2