Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick Quotes

“No, please Satan! I don’t want to be sex meat!” Kirk screamed.”
― Mandy De Sandra, Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick

“Jesus’s took his white robe of cheese off his body and showed off his erection. His cock was normal sized but it was a combo of exotic and exquisite cheeses. “I was born in Israel, but my cock is Moroccan, Greek, and French.”
― Mandy De Sandra, Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick

“Without a god to judge him, sucking a Crocoduck was not a sin, but a celebration of life.”
― Mandy De Sandra, Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick

“The 69ing Boners stopped sucking each other’s cocks and followed the lead of Cheese Jesus.”
― Mandy De Sandra, Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick

“Kirk smelled the intoxicating aroma of Cheese Jesus. He tried so hard to be good. So hard to prove his love of Christ, but here he was with his God as his most favorite food.”
― Mandy De Sandra, Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick

“But Jesus now was a six-foot piece of sexy Cheese.”
― Mandy De Sandra, Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick

“I love being cheese more then wafers and wine my son,” Jesus Cheese said to Kirk.”
― Mandy De Sandra, Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick

“Don’t move boy. Lord Jesus … this ain’t right. Oh my Lord. You’re a damn faggot whacking it to a man of God. Blasphemy! And he is a friend of mine. Good man too, that Kirk Cameron. Brought me to the Lord … holy hell … you got your sperm on Jesus and Mr. Cameron … you’re of the devil!”
― Mandy De Sandra, Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick