A Mess of Reason Quotes

“Fate’s funny like that, sticking her hand into places that at the time you want to curse her for—then, years later, you just want to nod and wink at her as you move into that sweet spot you’ve been hoping for all those years.”
― A. Wilding Wells, A Mess of Reason:

“I’ll text my bounty hunter. But his nuts are so small, it’s going be like Horton Hears a Who to find them.”
― A. Wilding Wells, A Mess of Reason:

“I’m gonna verbally wreck you…eat you out with my words and then, baby, you’re going to show me how wet I’ve made you, and just how much you liked it.”
― A. Wilding Wells, A Mess of Reason:

“The fact that you’re asking if you can help yourself is disturbing. You can help yourself to my anything. Must I place my hands on your ass and push you up there myself?”
― A. Wilding Wells, A Mess of Reason: