Jingle Bell Harbor Quotes

“You do look dashing, darling. Very James Bondage. I daresay you’ll leave our bidders both shaken and stirred.”
― Tracy Brogan, Jingle Bell Harbor

“You mean the Fifty Shades of Grey Hair Book Club?”
― Tracy Brogan, Jingle Bell Harbor

“Besides, Grandma’s home from the hospital and hosting her erotic book club this afternoon.”
― Tracy Brogan, Jingle Bell Harbor

“Of all the Christmas tree joints in all the world and she walks into mine.”
― Tracy Brogan, Jingle Bell Harbor

“in spite of the Elmer Fudd hat, he really had filled out nicely.”
― Tracy Brogan, Jingle Bell Harbor

“You work here?” Well, I guess you can send a boy to college, but apparently he’ll end up right back in Bell Harbor working at the hardware store.”
― Tracy Brogan, Jingle Bell Harbor

“Little Junior Hampton was called Little Junior Hampton because his father was Big Junior Hampton, and his grandfather was Old Junior Hampton.”
― Tracy Brogan, Jingle Bell Harbor

“I’d actually kissed that face, once, during a game of spin the bottle when we were fourteen years old.”
― Tracy Brogan, Jingle Bell Harbor

“My iBrain sorted through its mental contact list.”
― Tracy Brogan, Jingle Bell Harbor

“I was a Christmas pimp. A holiday ho.”
― Tracy Brogan, Jingle Bell Harbor

“That was pretty Grinchy. With a side of Ebenezer. I guess my misery wanted company.”
― Tracy Brogan, Jingle Bell Harbor

“they were alive. Now they’re dying. They’re going to die a slow, agonizing death from dehydration inside a house with no sunlight while draped in gaudy tinsel. Then they’re going to be pitched out on the curb by people who no longer think they’re useful. What a waste. I hate waste. Honestly, Christmas must be an evergreen’s worst nightmare.”
― Tracy Brogan, Jingle Bell Harbor

“Maybe it was time to face the Christmas music”
― Tracy Brogan, Jingle Bell Harbor

“what woman doesn’t harbor a secret fantasy about a marriage proposal on the precipice of some active volcano?”
― Tracy Brogan, Jingle Bell Harbor