Jurassic Carp Quotes

“Pradeep and I headed out of the auditorium while everyone clapped. Just as we got to the exit, we looked back and saw Mark approach the stage. What was he doing here at our school? And on a Saturday? My lip-reading skills are pretty good, but from that distance all I could make out was, “I think we have the same ideas about science. And I think I know where you can get the perfect…” Then Mark turned away and I couldn’t see what he was saying anymore. Pradeep and I were rushed through the doors with the rest of the crowd. “Mark seemed pretty interested in talking to Dr. McDoom,” I said. “Yeah,” Pradeep admitted. “And her laugh definitely sounded evil,” I added. “But we don’t have any proof that she’s actually an Evil Scientist. Even if she is talking to Mark. She’s a world-renowned paleontologist. We can’t accuse her of being evil just because she has an evil laugh,” Pradeep defended her. “And an evil name,” I said. Frankie popped his head through the holes in both jackets and nodded.”
― Mo O'Hara, Jurassic Carp

“Mwhaaa-haaa-haaa-haaa!” that my Evil Scientist big brother, Mark, would have been proud of.”
― Mo O'Hara, Jurassic Carp

“dopey prehistoric fish.”
― Mo O'Hara, Jurassic Carp

“McDoom”
― Mo O'Hara, Jurassic Carp