Wimpy Steve Book 5 Quotes

“plan”
― Minecraft Books, Wimpy Steve Book 5: A Bad Hare Day! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“I was panting so hard I sounded like Darth Vader after running a marathon”
― Minecrafty Family Books, Wimpy Steve Book 5: A Bad Hare Day! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“Bad News: Mischief got into more—well, mischief.”
― Minecrafty Family Books, Wimpy Steve Book 5: A Bad Hare Day! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“Mischief managed!”
― Minecrafty Family Books, Wimpy Steve Book 5: A Bad Hare Day! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“There was no way I was going to stand there and die of starvation”
― Minecrafty Family Books, Wimpy Steve Book 5: A Bad Hare Day! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“No luck.   There”
― Minecrafty Family Books, Wimpy Steve Book 5: A Bad Hare Day! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“Goo”
― Minecrafty Family Books, Wimpy Steve Book 5: A Bad Hare Day! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“NOT”
― Minecrafty Family Books, Wimpy Steve Book 5: A Bad Hare Day! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“I jumped every time a mob fell into the lava and fried in the flames! It was like a giant, disgusting bug zapper (a.k.a. the Mob Zapper 3000)!”
― Minecrafty Family Books, Wimpy Steve Book 5: A Bad Hare Day! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“Darth Vader”
― Minecrafty Family Books, Wimpy Steve Book 5: A Bad Hare Day! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“Well, here’s a quick summary of my archery adventures:   1) The Gobbling Grass: Dad set the target up in a big open field, and he gave me his old wooden arrows to start out with. I scored a hit with every arrow—if you count the ground as a target.  Result: We lost half of the arrows in the tall grass.   2) The Ruthless Rocks: This time Dad set the target up on the side of a hill so we could use it as a backstop. My arrows hit every time—the hill, not the target. Unfortunately, the wooden arrows broke when they hit rocks hidden under the dirt. (For the record, it wasn’t my fault. I didn’t put the rocks in the hillside.) Dad mumbled something about keeping my eyes open while aiming. Result:  We ran out of wooden arrows, and Dad switched me to aluminum ones.   3) The Luring Lake: This time I used the same target on the hillside but Dad’s aluminum arrows. He told me to aim a little higher because the aluminum arrows were heavier. So I drew the first arrow back as far as I could, aimed up, and fired. The arrow flew beautifully—way over the target, clean over the hill, and PLUNK into the pond. My next two arrows came much closer. The last one even almost hit the hill. Result: Dad decided we’d done enough archery, and we should try fishing instead. (And we all know how well that worked out.)”
― Minecrafty Family Books, Wimpy Steve Book 5: A Bad Hare Day! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“I hate to admit it, but cookies might not be the best food to eat in Minecraft. (I never thought I’d say that!) They don’t seem to keep me full for very long.  I could almost hear Mom saying something about how good vegetables were for you.   (Note to self: Make sure to gather potatoes and carrots. I can’t just eat cookies. *sigh*)”
― Minecrafty Family, Wimpy Steve Book 5: A Bad Hare Day! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)