Griefer Planet Quotes

“Griefer Planet appeared grayish from far away, but up close you could see the little red specs sprinkled across the ground. "Come on," said the guard as he escorted me into the prison. First stop, the boys locker room, time for a change of clothes. Prisoners had to wear ugly orange jumpsuits. This makes escape more difficult. You can't lurk in the shadows when you look like a giant popsicle. The guard watched me change clothes. Yup, privacy doesn't exist in prison. "Done," I said for no real reason. He had eyes, he could see that my clothes were now folded neatly, and sitting on the wooden bench. He told me to hold my arms out. Couldn't forget the handcuffs.”
― R.K. Davenport, Griefer Planet: An Unofficial Minecraft Book