Hot Naked Kittens Quotes

“He was going to text the girl if the date didn’t pan out. what are you doing. All lower case no punctuation. Taking the capital “W” off “what” required more work then just letting the phone autocorrect, but gave the appearance of nonchalance.”
― Delicious Tacos, Hot Naked Kittens: Stories by Delicious Tacos

“Then I went to block you on Twitter. But I saw that I had exactly 400 followers and didn’t want to fuck with the number. Such is my commitment to principle.”
― Delicious Tacos, Hot Naked Kittens: Stories by Delicious Tacos