Suck My Cosmos Quotes

“Still, I couldn’t say sorry. That would make me look like some incompetent idiot—which I was—but I didn’t want them to know that. So I just held my ground and looked mean.”
― Steven Campbell, Suck My Cosmos

“Always avoid the conflict that’s closest to impact. The ones further down the road may never reach you.”
― Steven Campbell, Suck My Cosmos

“I am crass. I do people’s crass work for them. I’m a crasshole.”
― Steven Campbell, Suck My Cosmos

“We were as inconspicuous as a black eye on a bride at her wedding.”
― Steven Campbell, Suck My Cosmos

“I kept forgetting that other people had personal lives. It was damn inconsiderate of them, really.”
― Steven Campbell, Suck My Cosmos

“As a person, I was not cut out for dancing. Or higher mathematics. Or appreciating minimalist artwork—really, where’s the rest of it? Or running.”
― Steven Campbell, Suck My Cosmos

“His piss was so clean it was a disinfectant.”
― Steven Campbell, Suck My Cosmos

“There was nothing so rational in the universe as a man who has just been satisfied.”
― Steven Campbell, Suck My Cosmos

“Maris-To has invited you to his home for a ball.” “Ball of what?” “A party, sir.”
― Steven Campbell, Suck My Cosmos