Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero Quotes

“To my surprise, his head flew right off! It was as if his head was made of cardboard. Everyone screamed! Holy Moly! I guess I don’t know my own strength. I had accidentally killed the village chief. After that, everyone just ran away from me.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“RAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!! URRRGGHHHHHHHHHH!!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“pudding.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“RRAAAHHHHHHHH!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“Pssshhh,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“Heropuke?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“Swoooosh! Whoooosh!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“o”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“Herobra?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“die.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“Oh! You look so pretty,” I said not breaking a sweat, though really I was a bit intimidated by his size.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“My name is Wrecktor, and I’ll be your ender.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“Pffft! I ain’t scared of no zombie. Bring it on! I don’t care if you got a deep, scary voice.” MWAHAHAHAHA! The scary laughter echoed throughout the place. Then a huge shiny figure emerged from the shadows. It was the zombie commander! Steve screamed and fainted. I don’t know if he was pretending to play dead, but he looked pretty lifeless. I nudged him a few times with my foot, but he didn’t move.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“Get in here.” Reluctantly, Steve came inside. Suddenly the huge door closed behind us. Steve let out a girly scream. “Oh, no! We’re trapped!” “Stop panicking. You’re making me look bad!” Then these red glowing eyes appeared out of the darkness and a monstrous voice filled the courtyard. “So, you must be Herobrine, the dummy who wishes to challenge me,” the scary voice said.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“Uh…this looks like an ambush,” I said looking at Steve. “Uhhh…maybe I should wait out here while you go do your thing in there.” “What?! You’re coming with me, fool!” I yelled at him. “But I’m scared…” “Man up, you weakling.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“Raaaghhhhhh… Urrrggghhhh… “What? I don’t understand you,” I replied. “Take me to your leader.” Urghmmmm…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“If I wasn’t super powerful, I would have probably peed my pants already. We entered the cave and Steve was already prepared, he had brought along some torches. “You doing alright over there?” I asked. “Y-yes…of course!” he replied trembling. “How far in does this cave go?” Right when I said that, a dozen zombies surrounded us.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“I got irritated. “Don’t worry about it! Let’s get on with it.” “Okay, since we ended early yesterday, I had some time to set up your next fight. It took a lot of negotiating, but I finally got you the fight of the century.” “Really? Who will I be fighting?” “He is a menace in disguise. So, don’t go off judging a book by its cover.” “Who is it? Tell me already.” “He lives in dark caves and commands a whole army.” I was getting frustrated. “GRRR…just tell me already!” “Okay, okay. I got you a fight with the commander of the zombies.” “Pffftt! He doesn’t sound so hard,” I said sneeringly.  Steve smiled. “He’s an absolute beast. He won’t go down easily.” “Alright, fine, where is he?” “To fight him, we must travel to the zombie stronghold to the East.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“Hey, Heroboss. How are you today? Feeling okay?” he asked interestedly.  I gave him my annoyed face.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“groggy.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“What are you looking at?” I asked sternly. “Oh! N-nothing…” he lied. “I just thought you looked extra handsome in this light…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“The villager led me to an open area with a big table and chair. Underneath the table and chair was a cool looking circular rug. It had a red and white pattern of circles within circles. “What a beautiful rug!” I exclaimed. “Errr…yes…very beautiful. We worked very hard on it just for you,” a villager chimed in. The villagers brought over a bunch of food to my table. “Please enjoy yourself, o’ mighty warrior.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“I rolled out of bed and fell straight to the floor. OW! I shouldn’t have done that, but I didn’t know my legs weren’t working.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“Can’t go wrong with those!  ”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“I am something of a glitch.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“No one seems to understand me. Everyone always runs away from me for some reason. Maybe because I look a little different, or because I accidently set fire to things nearby. I don’t know.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“Alright! That’s better. Now I need to make an appearance over at Steve’s village. I really don’t want to go because I’m still just a mess, but I gotta show face or else Steve will think I’m weak or something.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“Yea,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“wasn’t super powerful, I would have probably peed my pants already.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero

“What happened?” he asked. “I defeated the zombie commander. We’re almost home.” “I mean, why did we crash here?” “’Cause your butt is too fat and heavy, that’s why!” Steve looked confused.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Herobrine the Anti-Hero