Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Romance Quotes

“It is a sad but very real truth that there is no future for relationships where spaghetti and chocolate milk does not play a major role.”
― Chuck Tingle, Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Romance

“Submissive   Believe it or not, some people want to have relationships made entirely out of getting yelled at and called mean names.  While this type of situation is not for everyone, it is not entirely uncommon in a community known as BDSM (Bigfeet and Dinosaurs Screaming Meanly).”
― Chuck Tingle, Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Romance

“I can feel my body morphing and changing, elongating itself rapidly into the shape of a public transportation vehicle.”
― Chuck Tingle, Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Romance

“In some extreme cases men experimenting as a submissive have been tickled for months, even years, because they forgot the safe word.  Be careful.   Dominant”
― Chuck Tingle, Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Romance

“Double penetration is an expert move performed by three partners.  When this move is performed, two of the three lovers will insert themselves into a single butt simultaneously (or into nearby areas if a woman is involved).”
― Chuck Tingle, Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Romance