49 Questions to Annoy Your Parents Quotes

“The Cannibal Question “Is it true that cannibals don't eat the following people:”
― James Warwood, 49 Questions to Annoy Your Parents: A (delightfully mischievous) kid’s guide full of silly questions to drive your parents nuts

“45. The Pyjama Question “If dressing gowns and pyjamas are so comfy why does everyone get dressed into boring clothes every single morning?... ...we should boycott smart shirts and long skirts and beige trousers. Join the Pyjama Revolution and never by uncomfortable ever again!”
― James Warwood, 49 Questions to Annoy Your Parents: A (delightfully mischievous) kid’s guide full of silly questions to drive your parents nuts

“7. The P.U. Question “What does P.U. stand for, as in when someone says 'P.U. that stinks!'... ...I have a few suggestions: Public Urinal, Prehistoric Underarms, Professional Uranus-ologist,”
― James Warwood, 49 Questions to Annoy Your Parents: A (delightfully mischievous) kid’s guide full of silly questions to drive your parents nuts

“Is it true that cannibals don't eat the following people:”
― James Warwood, 49 Questions to Annoy Your Parents: A (delightfully mischievous) kid’s guide full of silly questions to drive your parents nuts

“Why... oh why... ...do men have nipples?”
― James Warwood, 49 Questions to Annoy Your Parents: A (delightfully mischievous) kid’s guide full of silly questions to drive your parents nuts

“If people who are born in America are called Americans, and people who born in Britain are called British... ...are people who are born in Malta called Malteasers?”
― James Warwood, 49 Questions to Annoy Your Parents: A (delightfully mischievous) kid’s guide full of silly questions to drive your parents nuts

“Would someone please explain to me why takeaway pizza comes in a square box?!?...”
― James Warwood, 49 Questions to Annoy Your Parents: A (delightfully mischievous) kid’s guide full of silly questions to drive your parents nuts