Locker Hero Quotes

“Listen up! If you seek, then you will find YOU possess power that’ll BLOW your mind! Be true to YOURSELF when life gets INSANE! I didn’t get this smart from just eating brains! I’m Zombie Max! My words cut like a knife. I’ll SLAY you first! Then I’ll give you LIFE!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero

“So don’t be skurd. Don’t tremble and shake. Yes, I eat human flesh like it’s birthday cake. My eyes are sunken. My heart is like stone. But I ONLY commit MURDER on the microphone! My swagger is huge! My ego is chunky! And my rotting smell? No joke, it’s funky! But”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero

“the girls still love me! They scream and cry, “OMG! It’s a zombie! I’m too CUTE to DIE!” Flies buzz all around me, and I’m dribbling drool. But believing in myself is what makes ME cool! Fitting in with the crowd was my only crave in the life that I had before my cold, dark grave.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero

“So I secretly made plans to call Child Protective Services and report my grandma for CHILD ABUSE!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero

“closer”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero

“So don’t be skurd. Don’t tremble and shake. Yes, I eat human flesh like it’s birthday cake. My eyes are sunken. My heart is like stone. But I ONLY commit MURDER on the microphone! My swagger is huge! My ego is chunky! And my rotting smell? No joke, it’s funky!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero

“I’m a zombie rapper, as you can see, cursed to rock the mic for all eternity. Although I’m undead, my rhymes are hot, because unlike my corpse, my skills don’t rot.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero

“MESSAGE FROM A MIDDLE SCHOOL ZOMBIE”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero

“ME, AS A ZOMBIE, HAVING LUNCH IN THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA I’ve seen the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE movies 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero

“So, YES! I agreed to sleep over and babysit a mentally disturbed dog with a nasty habit of scooting his butt on the carpet when he thinks no one is looking. Which meant I’d mostly be eating, sleeping, watching TV, and playing video games for three whole days and actually getting PAID for it! SWEET!! I bet you’re probably thinking my grandma will just call my parents when I don’t show up at her house. Then my parents will call the police to report their darling child missing. Then I’ll be tracked down at my school and rescued all easy-peasy like!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero

“THE HAWK AND THE VULTURE BATTLING IN THE DESERT!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero

“ME, TRAPPED LIKE A SARDINE INSIDE MY LOCKER!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero

“Max Crumbly”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero

“Pets-N-Stuff,”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero

“shimmery baby-blue”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero

“RECYCLED ELVIS SUPERHERO COSTUME, POWER ROCKING WITH MY MIGHTY MICROPHONE OF DOOM!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero

“JUST”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero

“PANTYHOSE!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero