What Men Don't Tell Women Quotes

“I am often asked: “What are Southern women like?” That is a question that many people feel entitled to an answer to. But I cannot speak with authority — not with authority as it is known in the South — about Southern women. I am acquainted with no more than two-thirds of them, and several of those I haven’t seen in some time.”
― Roy Blount Jr., What Men Don't Tell Women

“An author is a person who can never take innocent pleasure in visiting a bookstore again.”
― Roy Blount Jr., What Men Don't Tell Women

“But authorship is not to be denied. Not even if you are Thomas Pynchon and stonewall all attempts to establish your actual existence. My own feeling is that Pynchon does not exist, and neither do the last five hundred pages of Gravity’s Rainbow, but there is no question whatsoever that Thomas Pynchon is an author.”
― Roy Blount Jr., What Men Don't Tell Women

“What is the difference between an author and a writer? A writer, as we know, writes; an author has written. What does an author do? Auth? Authorize? An author authors. But never in the present tense. No one says, when asked what he or she is doing, “I’m authoring.”
― Roy Blount Jr., What Men Don't Tell Women

“I was overstating my case. I wasn’t at all sure I had a case and I was overstating it. I have a tendency sometimes to start saying things I don’t necessarily actually think, because I don’t want people to leap too soon to conclude that I can’t possibly think what I think they think I can’t possibly think.”
― Roy Blount Jr., What Men Don't Tell Women